Homo-scopes

Aries March 21 - April 19

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Lesbian You aren't the calmest person on the best of days, but today your emotions are all over the place. This mental yo-yoing is exhausting (for you and the people around you), so seek comfort among friends and lovers.You have a tendency to think with the organ that's below the belt, today. Your libido is running rampant. There's only one way to calm this beast that's called your va-jay-jay: a serious session in the sack.

Gay Today's a good one to plan for the domestic chores you should tackle this weekend. Getting things done around the house will be cathartic; it'll bring a sense of order and balance to your otherwise hectic life. A man's house is his castle, after all, and you should treat it as such.Today's a great day for a little romance. If you're in a relationship, set a mood tonight with some wine and a nice candlelit dinner. You single rams should use your manly virility to seduce either Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now, depending on what you're looking for.


Taurus April 20 - May 20

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Lesbian Follow that little voice in your head. Right now logic and clear thinking aren't your most admirable qualities, but intuition is. Don't second-guess yourself. You're already on the right path.You're coming off a little pig-headed today; so ease up on the arrogant tip, okay? You can stand up for what you believe in without being uncompromising or stubborn. At least listen to what she has to say.

Gay It's Friday, and it could be a nice night to stay at home. You have the whole weekend to play, so tonight rent a DVD, order a pizza, and crash on the couch. Maybe there's someone nice you'd like to share this relaxing time with. Why not give him a call?A power struggle may develop at home as you and your partner may not be seeing eye to eye. These clashes may be over the silliest things, so ask yourself if the grief is worth it. Does it really matter if he puts a ceramic gnome on the front yard?


Gemini May 21 - June 20

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Lesbian The world doesn't revolve around you. You might be upset when you can't get what you want, but that doesn't give you the right to pout and ruin everyone else's time. Suck it up and deal.You and your friends are one tight group of ladies. You have been through a lot in the past, which is why y'all are being rewarded with a night of conversation, attention, and all around general fun.

Gay Friends may be making demands of your time, and you just don't have that much to share. They might call you selfish and self-centered, but don't worry about that. You've been there for them in the past, as you will in the future. For today, you have your own fish to fry.You always have a good time debating thoughts and ideas with friends, especially with like-minded individuals. But others may be testy today, and misinterpret your opinions. Keep it light and fun today, otherwise you may come across as a loudmouthed buffoon.


Cancer June 21 - July 22

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Lesbian Your energy level is surprisingly high, but if you don't find a way to channel this liveliness it will turn against you. Going out on the town, tonight? Don't just sit there and nurse a drink -- get up and get down.You are a little out of control, today. Put it this way, if you were a storm, you would be a category five. You're full of excitement, but you could cause some serious trouble if you don't try to rein it in.

Gay What a complex crab you'll be today, snapping your pincers and hiding in your shell. A part of you will want to be left alone with your moods and emotions, but a bigger part will crave the attention such behavior will attract.It's another Saturday, and you may be hitting the town tonight. It's cool to break out of your shell, and indulge your extravagant side. Flirt and show off to your heart's content, but remember the future. Your antics tonight may become water cooler fodder come Monday.


Leo July 23 - August 22

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Lesbian Someone will say something which will bruise your ego, but try not to get too bent out of shape about it. She didn't mean for it to offend you. Chances are you agree with her, but aren't ready to admit it.You are exuding this warm sensuality today that makes you a magnet for all sorts of bruised and lost souls. These women are attracted to your force of character and compassion -- don't let them down.

Gay You may find today yourself feeling vulnerable and sensitive as the week concludes. These feelings are not typical for the mighty lion, and could prove to put a damper on your weekend. It could be time to watch 'Steel Magnolias' again, and let those emotions loose.Your heart may be in the right place tonight, but your magnanimous personality can be overbearing at times. Take your exuberance down a couple of notches today if you want people to feel comfortable around you. Even half of you contains the energy levels of three people.


Virgo August 23 - September 22

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Lesbian You will feed off the energy of your friends, tonight. Their company will boost your spirits, even if you're feeling a little grumpy. They will bolster your spirits. You'll be able to make the most of a sluggish evening.There's a lot going on, and you want to be a part of it all. Unfortunately, you can only be in one place at once. Make your decision based on the people you'll be surrounded by. You want to be around friends, not strangers.

Gay Plan to spend time with your friends tonight. An after work happy hour could be a great way for everyone to relax and unwind from the week. Who knows, maybe you'll meet a friend of a friend who will strike your fancy, and tug your heartstrings.Too many pushy people may put the kibosh on what you had hoped would be a peaceful weekend. It may come from your partner, friends or family, but they'll really push your buttons. Just be patient today, and seek out a place of solitude where you can get away from them.


Libra September 23 - October 22

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Lesbian Don't freak out when all your plans seem like they won't pan out. You're going through a rough time, astrologically, and nothing you do is set in stone. Until things die down, try to remain as flexible as possible.Your friends are almost like family at this point. You have been through so much with them, and you can hardly imagine what your life would be like without them. Show them how much you care, today.

Gay You've a marvelous fashion sense, so share some of that fabulousness with others today. Teach some of you're your more style-challenged friends the secrets to improving the outer man. But don't tell them everything. A smart magician never reveals all his tricks.Get outside and mingle with people today. Whether at the park, the market or a sports pub, you'll get off on meeting and chatting with friends and strangers alike. Perhaps you'll meet someone especially interesting, and you may be wind up doing some getting off of a different kind.


Scorpio October 23 - November 21

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Lesbian You have the energy to do something really big, but you just don't know what to do. Don't launch into an enormous project today, though. This energy would be better spent on your friends.Your ego is riding shotgun, and no one likes the passenger in your car. You are in for a lonely night if you don't get over yourself. At a loss as to what to do? Try not starting a sentence with the word 'I.'

Gay You may be feeling emotional today, and maybe a little sad. Don't try to control it. You might need a release when you get home, so rent a tearjerker, bust out the Kleenex and let the waterworks flow.You may have the urge to let your flamboyant side loose today. You've a unique way of expressing yourself, particularly in your style of dress. But make sure the time and place is right. Your boss's cocktail party may not be the best place to show off your new handbag and matching pumps.


Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

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Lesbian You aren't the easiest person to get along with today. You aren't hungry when she is; you want to go out, then you change your mind; you want to be alone, then you need your friends. Relax -- you're just where you need to be.The urge to travel will hit you today. There are plenty of thing that can satisfy this itch if you can't skip town on a whim. Rent a hotel room and play a game of I'm a tourist, or simply try out a new restaurant.

Gay You may meet someone today who seems your exact opposite. You may have nothing in common and he's the ice to your fire, the Atlantic to your Pacific, the Joker to your Batman. He repulses you, yet your powerfully attracted. This could be one interesting weekend.Don't take any risks today. Keep things safe and status quo. Dismiss guys who approach you and don't let anyone get close. Then take your head and bury it deeply into sand and keep it there for the remainder of the weekend.


Capricorn December 22 - January 19

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Lesbian You're looking at this to find out if you'll get lucky tonight, and guess what? You will, but it may not be what you expected, or whom you imagined you would be hooking up with. Keep an open mind.You have to work hard for a small payoff today. It may not feel worth it, right away, but in a week or so you'll be glad you made a concerted effort. Don't slack off because you think it's not worth the energy.

Gay Emotional people may threaten to put a damper on your Friday. Be patient with them. They may be overreacting to their own problems and taking it out on you. Do what you can to help them, but don't take it personally if they tell you to perform a sex act on yourself that's physically impossible.People putting on false fronts may make this a difficult day for you. It'll seem like no one's telling the truth and everyone will be something they're not. What's a guy gotta do to find some honesty? It may be best to be by yourself today.


Aquarius January 20 - February 18

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Lesbian It really isn't that big deal. Once you get over it happening you will be able to take care of this problem once and for all. Quit lamenting your fate and take control of your life already.Don't let an unexpected change throw you off course. Things are still moving along just as they should. In fact, the only thing that could put a stop to what's happening is you. Just sit tight and wait.

Gay Plan on getting in some physical activity this weekend. Hit the gym, go for a hike or a long bike ride. Or use tonight to start the weekend early by finding someone big and strong who shares your interest in getting physical.Sudden changes in your relationship may have you feeling confused today. Your boyfriend may have started to exhibit a strange new attitude lately, and you can't predict his behavior. Is he up to something behind your back, or just trying to rediscover himself? Either way, it's working your last nerve.


Pisces February 19 - March 20

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Lesbian If you're wondering what to do tonight, take a look in the paper at the music listings. There's someone interesting playing tonight. Bring a friend -- that way, if you're disappointed at least you have good company.One of your close friends will have a bit of a meltdown, but you can help her through this tough time if you just let her know you're there for her. She will appreciate the gesture, and it will help her in so many ways.

Gay Check out some performance art or a poetry reading tonight. Take some friends along to share the creative experience. They may not appreciate the scope of the art they're witnessing as much as you, but they'll be glad that you're buying the drinks afterwards.Watch what you say to others today, and don't subject them to your opinions. In fact, it may be best to keep your mouth shut and mind your business. People can be really touchy and you don't want to hurt any feelings by offering your unsolicited advice.


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