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Aries March 21 - April 19

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Lesbian Pushing your personal limits today will cause all sorts of problems, especially where your mental and physical health is concerned. Try not to stress too much about small problems and you'll be just fine.You will cause all sorts of problems if you keep going after what you want and don't think about how she will feel about it. Try to be a little more sensitive, especially when making decisions that affect others.

Gay Show some semblance of healthy living today. Eat some real food, get in a workout, and take in some fresh air. As it is, your sallow skin, bulging gut and wheezing breath wouldn't even be attractive to a very hungry zombie.You may have to turn on the charm to get the things you want today, whether you deserve them or not. You won't question the ethics of using people like that, because that's the type of guy you are. There may yet be a career in selling used cars in your future.


Taurus April 20 - May 20

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Lesbian The chemistry between you two is palpable. Your physical connection is undeniable. But today, this relationship will either move to the next level or start to fade away. It's time to make your move.Your sensual side has been drawn out, and now you're on fire. It's not just that you're horny -- you're turned on in a way you've never thought possible. You need to get some loving as soon as possible.

Gay Beauty beckons as you make the social rounds today. Guys will seem especially attractive to you, and you'll drop your usually picky approach. Your neediness will actually be kind of pathetic, but I suppose beggars can't be choosers.Today may be a good day to start that new fitness routine. Try to stay consistent this time, and work out with a friend if you need motivation. Summer's coming, and with the way you currently look, the only guys chasing you around the beach will be holding very large and sharp harpoons.


Gemini May 21 - June 20

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Lesbian You feel like you don't have the time for all the pleasantries expected from you, but don't be rude. Sometimes you have to make a little more of an effort to remain civil to the people around you.A tremendous amount of energy and lust for life will become available to you later in the evening. You can make the most of this by planning what you'll do with this, now. Make a list of your aspirations.

Gay Even the simplest things may be beyond your comprehension today. There's no explaining this sudden brain drain, but you'll have to deal with it as best you can. Try to do as little thinking as possible today. You're actually quite good at that.Learn to follow things through today. You've a penchant for starting projects with much enthusiasm, and then rapidly losing interest. The same can be said about your relationships. This could be an indicator of commitment issues, or a severe case of ADD.


Cancer June 21 - July 22

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Lesbian Your mind is a mess of little details, worries, and useless information today. You won't be able to think properly until you straighten up your thoughts. Most of what's on your mind is just a distraction.Your living situation is about to change. This shouldn't be a problem, but your tendency to resist any sort of adjustment to your daily routine may make things more complicated. Try to be a little more yielding.

Gay Get into the kitchen tonight and rattle those pots and pans. Throw away the cookbooks and come up with something new and inventive. There's no telling what the culinary results may be. But keep the number of the nearest pizza parlor close by, just in case.You'll have a deep sensitivity and appreciation of beauty today. It'll be everywhere, so go to places where you can take it all in. It could be an art museum, botanical garden or the steam room at the gym.


Leo July 23 - August 22

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Lesbian You're lucky enough to be getting a break -- albeit a short one -- from all the drama and chaos. Use this time to collect your thoughts and get ready for a big adventure. It's a great time for brainstorming and planning.You're going to be sorely disappointed if you're waiting for her to make the first move. You have to muster up the courage to do what needs to be done. If you're honest you don't need to worry about making a fool of yourself.

Gay Keep your money close at hand today, as your finances may be near rock bottom. Be conservative in your spending, and try to control your impulsive tendencies. Sponge off your friends shamelessly, because you're really good at that.For some strange reason, people will agree with everything you say today. Could it be because of your deep logic and insight? That may be possible, but highly unlikely, because you rarely make sense. Or it could be you've bought them so many cocktails they would say yes to anything.


Virgo August 23 - September 22

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Lesbian If you're having hard time working on your own project, you should lend a hand to a friend. Working on someone else's project will give you the motivation you need to take the first step on your own thing.A seemingly inane conversation with a friend or lover will stick with you all day. Try to figure out what it was that keeps you coming back to this. It will help you figure out something very interesting about yourself.

Gay Too much thinking may actually work against you today. Stop analyzing and picking things to pieces. Just be Zen, and just let your thoughts flow naturally. You'll have a clearer vision of how to progress, and you may even gain a little peace of mind.You may find yourself juggling many different aspects of your life today. You'll throw career, relationships, personal happiness and finances high in the air in the hope of keeping them all aloft. Of course, that's never possible, so expect something, or all of it, to come crashing down.


Libra September 23 - October 22

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Lesbian Everything will be just peachy as long as you don't rush yourself. Take your time and make sure you do everything perfectly the first time. Having to go back and clean up a mistake will drag you down.You may think you were just being polite, but she thinks you were laying down your game. This accidental flirting holds all sorts of possibilities for you. The success of this affair depends on timing.

Gay Even though it's Tuesday, tonight may be a good one for socializing. Why wait until the weekend to seek out the company of cool, attractive guys? Flit like a butterfly through the social scene, and be poised and ready to sting like a bee.Enjoy the attention you get from others today. Everyone will think you're da bomb, but maybe not for the reasons you think. Maybe it's your fondness for dropping your pants after a few cocktails that has them looking your way.


Scorpio October 23 - November 21

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Lesbian You could charm the shirt off of anyone's back today, but don't go and take advantage of your persuasive powers today. It's better to use your aptitude for discourse for something at work or home improvement related.Playing second fiddle never sits well with you, but expect a whole lot of drama if you're just fighting this because you want to be in control. You will be far more effective as a behind the scenes player today.

Gay You may find yourself in debates with coworkers on projects. You love a good give and take, but be sure to listen to their arguments, too. Forcing your thoughts and opinions down their throats will only have them resenting you, and wanting to do the opposite.There may be something bothering you deep in the depths of your subliminal mind today. It may be weighing heavily on your psyche, but you can't seem to retrieve it. Try to get to the bottom of it, even if you have to recruit a team of expert therapists from Vienna to help you.


Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

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Lesbian You might feel rushed, but that's only because you put so much pressure on yourself to excel. There's really no reason to hurry. Take your time and make sure it all gets done correctly -- the first time around.You need to clear the air before things get any more out of control. You can expect all sorts of problems in the near future if you just let things stew. Admit your fault, apologize, and then you can move on.

Gay Go ahead and ask for that long awaited raise today, but prepare to be turned down. Disappointing. Worst of all, you won't be sure if this current rejection is because of your work performance, attitude, or your stubborn refusal to wear deodorant.Flee from others who want you to answer their questions today. You won't have the patience or the attention span for it. Just yell 'Look over there!' when they approach you, and then run like hell when they turn their heads.


Capricorn December 22 - January 19

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Lesbian It's always hard to keep up with people who live far away, but your laziness is no reason to let this relationship fizzle out. Shoot her an email -- or better yet, give her a call. You'll be glad you did.You aren't making any headway because you aren't focusing on the right thing. You need to take a step back and look at the big picture before you can see the error of your ways. Just give it a try.

Gay Today may a good one to reconnect with friends abroad. E-mail is a quick, cheap way to do just that. But you may be craving the sound of faraway voices, so ring them up. Avoid the urge to call collect, unless you like the sound of people quickly hanging up.Your romantic life may be going right down the tubes as you concentrate on your career. You may enjoy being married to your job for now, but that's a relationship that will sour fast. Seek the company of real people today, preferably not those you work with.


Aquarius January 20 - February 18

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Lesbian She's not what she seems. She may just be playing this part to get your sympathies so take everything she says with a grain of salt. She's not trying to be malicious; she just wants to get on your good side.The beauty of stepping outside your comfort zone (i.e. hanging out with someone new) is learning something you never thought you would. You have the chance of making an amazing discovery if you talk to a stranger.

Gay You consider yourself a critic of all things cultural, and you don't like a lot of what you see. You pine for the old days, but face it, they're never coming back. So you'll just have to deal with popular crap today. Don't worry, if you listen to Fergie long enough, you may learn to actually not hate her.You're good at making people laugh, but perhaps not for the right reasons. You may think playing the clown gains you a lot of attention, but listen closely today and you'll realize that they're laughing at you, not with you.


Pisces February 19 - March 20

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Lesbian You need to do a background check on someone you recently met. You don't need to get all Nancy Drew, but a quick Googling of her name will yield some interesting results. You may have someone in common.You have some bad habits that need to be dropped like a hot potato. Once you let go of these things you will be able to cultivate some hidden talents. It's time for a little self-improve.

Gay Helping others today may not be worth it, as they just won't appreciate it. Concentrate on helping yourself, and try to work out your myriad of problems. Don't expect help from all those other people, because they really couldn't care less.Problems could arise in your relationship today, but you may be too busy with work to deal with them. It'll be the classic clash between obligations, and you'll be torn between which one you love the most.


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